Donut consumption

Donut consumption

Does one consume the donut, or does the donut consume that which attempts to consume it?

You are forced to expend energy chewing the donut and become lethargic and fat, while the donut gains warm shelter, a body guard, and hot tub.

Who is the true winner of this exchange?

Even after consuming the donut, the consumer is consumed by the existential dread the donut has awakened in them. Do not be consumed. Accept the void.