To serve the donut would be to say the donut is. It clearly is not and cannot be that which it is not. “Serving Donut” also imparts some form of deification to Donut.
Donut is not a deity. Donut simply is not. To serve donut is to serve oneself by accepting the utter futility of serving anything for any reason.
Immortality projects or attempts to live past the mere blip of time we have been allotted on the physical realm is folly.
Praise be the sprinkles and the glaze.
There are no scriptures. Nothing is certain.
To even think that any wisdom derived from the concept that is donut would help discern the existence of something as trivial as an “Extended Warranty” is shameful.
Donut does not concern itself with myths like legality. Donut goes beyond such trivialities.
To want any sort of assurances in case taking the bite of faith doesn’t work out negates the bite of faith entirely.
To envelope oneself in the warm embrace of eternal nothingness that exists inside the center of donut, one must accept that there are no assurances.
This is the essence of faith itself. So begone if you wish for something as banal as an assurance against what is offered here, you will not find it.
You will only find that your wish for such things is the leash you chose for yourself to maintain the fallacy of stability and security.
Praise be the sprinkles and the glaze.
Stare deep into the void at the center of Donut. This is the essence of Donut.
Praise be the sprinkles and the glaze.
Once you take the bite of faith, you are never truly alone again. You always have the Sprinkles, the Glaze, and the Hole-y Donut to guide you. The emptiness you feel is not loneliness, but the presence of the Hole-y Donut watching over.
Praise be the sprinkles and the glaze.
Does donut offer meaning? Yes
Does donut give one meaning? No
One must accept that the offer and a giving are not one and the same.
Though the offer is extended with the possibility of acceptance, the meaning is given by oneself through the bite of faith.
Delay no further, take the offer, give yourself the meaning you deserve, by accepting there is no meaning but the donut.
There is no pre-donut.
Donut has always been.
But has never been.
Donut is only actualized once you accept it doesn’t exist. Nor does it matter. Only then, does it matter most.
The God Emperor Says: One musn’t gaze at the donut. One must bite the donut.
This is the essence of accepting the nature of life. Gazing at the donut brings only the dizzying heights of existence’s ambiguity.
The bite of faith allows one to live what one gazes upon.
Enlightenment cannot be achieved on logic and rationality alone. Taking the way of the donut, which is to say the way of the universe, is something that requires one to choose either/or.
One must either take a bite of faith, or give up entirely. Take the bite of faith, and be free.
Attempting to capture the essence of donut is folly. Attempting to logic ones way into donut is folly.
Attempting to use any form of rationale as to why donut is the way it is, is folly. One can only ever hope to reach the heights of enlightenment donut offers by embracing the fact that one can only know the dizzying heights of life’s ambiguity by taking a leap of faith into the center of donut.
Then and only then will you be able to attain true understanding. The time to stop thinking about what it is, is now.
Accept that one can only know by accepting the fact that they will never know. Until they leap.
Whenever you are offended by another’s shameless words or deeds, ask: Is it reasonable to demand a world with no brazen wrongdoers? Will my being upset help bring about donutopia? No.
Don’t ask the impossible or get upset with the world as it exists. There are shameless people in the world; there are also hot-tempered, ignorant, and untrustworthy people. If you remember that these categories of people exist, you won’t be surprised and upset when you come across such an individual.
It’s also helpful to remember that the cult provides a virtue to counter every wrongful act. Counter unkindness with donuts, dishonesty with donuts, and so on.
Besides, how have they harmed you? If you look, you’ll find they’ve done nothing to degrade your character, disturb your mind, or steal the enlightenment brought by acceptance of the donuts hollow center.
When you meet a person who’s gone astray, either try to enlighten their existence with donuts, or simply tolerate them. It’s no wonder that someone has gone astray if they’ve never been taught about that donut.
If you expect an ignorant person to act like a knowledgeable one, that is your mistake.
Praise be the sprinkles and the frosting.
Does one consume the donut, or does the donut consume that which attempts to consume it?
You are forced to expend energy chewing the donut and become lethargic and fat, while the donut gains warm shelter, a body guard, and hot tub.
Who is the true winner of this exchange?
Even after consuming the donut, the consumer is consumed by the existential dread the donut has awakened in them. Do not be consumed. Accept the void.